Tag Archives: Coke


Noble Igwe & The Healthy Lifestyle Struggle

Guys, it’s been a while since I penned something so personal but while waiting for the office internet to behave, Nimide ‘yabbed’ me by offering me a glass of juice followed by the statement “You don’t drink this sort of thing anymore, right?”
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Of Guilty Pleasures, Coke & Other Random Idiosyncrasies

On behalf of vending machines round the world, road side hawkers, crisp hundred naira notes; hidden in pockets and side zips in Chanel and Gucci bags, Wale, Sisi, Chairman, Egbon and all the other people I’ve shared it with, three weeks of a futile attempt at abstinence, I have concluded that I cannot live a life without Coca Cola. Continue reading


The Theory Of The Disappearing Buttocks

The first thing I want to say is that I have finally made up my mind not to drink Coke anymore. Maybe it’s because they’ve assumed that no one would want to share a Coke with me and so didn’t put my name on a bottle or maybe it’s because all the people I keep sharing my Coke with have been predominantly male and the last Coke I bought was to be shared with Egbon or maybe it’s because of the ordeal I’m about to share. Continue reading