Tag Archives: Dieting


Noble Igwe & The Healthy Lifestyle Struggle

Guys, it’s been a while since I penned something so personal but while waiting for the office internet to behave, Nimide ‘yabbed’ me by offering me a glass of juice followed by the statement “You don’t drink this sort of thing anymore, right?”
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The Theory Of The Disappearing Buttocks

The first thing I want to say is that I have finally made up my mind not to drink Coke anymore. Maybe it’s because they’ve assumed that no one would want to share a Coke with me and so didn’t put my name on a bottle or maybe it’s because all the people I keep sharing my Coke with have been predominantly male and the last Coke I bought was to be shared with Egbon or maybe it’s because of the ordeal I’m about to share. Continue reading